Want the secrets to acting like a pro at your next wine festival? (For those of you offended by our humor, we apologize in advance.) After many years of standing behind a table pouring wine at festivals, we've put together a list of a few things you may want to avoid next time you go to Aspen or Naples. As a further disclaimer, it goes without saying that we on Red Mountain can't survive and make our art without you, the consumer. So please, please, laugh with us on this one and don't be offended.